Me

Perhaps it is helpful to know a few things about your guide.

I am a Native Texan, and obviously, proud of that.  From birth I was the biggest and brightest. There are hospital records to prove it.

I am true American, and like George Washington, I am incapable of telling a lie. I know the world but don't collect accents to prove it.

I am not an expat, expats go to meetings.  Never EVER have I referred to the USA as "the States".

I don't have time for tourism, only visits and explorations.