Monday, April 30, 2012

east London life history

There actually are kids in Zone 1, but their parents are so stunning you overlook them in your temporary blindness.  If you don't believe me, every time I go to Whitechapel Gallery there is an unapproachably elegant women there with her children.

East Londoners exist in all ages, although there is a certain life-cycle and an eastward migration, which I will explain. Here I just said I was not going to talk about kids and here I go. Of course there are kids in east London, and the Primary Times East London and Families East are helpful guides for any parents seeking activities.

Within east London, kids-focused venues are concentrated in Zones 2-3, for example Discovery, Centre of the Cell, Museum of Childhood, and Ragged School Museum.

In Zones 2 and greater, east Londoners count bikes, scooters, cars and Zipcars as primary forms of transportation.  Therefore, children spend their out-of-school hours in their local playing fields, forests, and England - that place with beaches, theme parks, shopping malls, and English Heritage sites. It is usual for families to drive to zoos and activities in Essex and Kent, or further.  Even school-hired coaches from the East End are more likely to be headed to zoos in Hertfordshire and Essex than the aggressively advertised London Zoo.  East London kids do not know the West End well, because their parents leave them with a nan or a nanny when they take the tube to work or see a musical.

Getting back to the eastward migration, you will notice that the further out from the center, the bigger the kids.  The average test scores of high school children are higher in the suburbs (throughout London) so many families relocate as their children grow as an attempt to offer them better educational opportunities.  I am not sure that there is an actual difference in the level of education offered, and many locals admit they don't know either, but this seems to be the primary force of the migration.

It is a "cycle" because once they leave home, the children, when teenagers, will often live at home while working in the West End, then for their first employment move to central London, e.g., City of London, Hackney or Islington, then Bow to buy a house ... until they are in the outer zones near the nan who does the babysitting.  Or, if the nan lives in Zone 2, they may stay put and send the kids out to Essex for school.

This "life-cycle" seems much more solid than in other parts of London.  In West London (the prestigious ones) the focus is on self-success over family, and families may move even further until they left London for at least as far as Watford or Uxbridge.  When they retire they desire isolation and end up in Bath or even colonize Wales.  North Londoners can migrate limitless until the reach Scotland -- or likely, because they are the clever ones, Cambridge and Oxford.  South Londoners (the charming ones) are continuous with France, and are sensible enough to move abroad when it suits them.  So it is east Londoners (the good-looking ones) who are most committed to their sub-region. 

Friday, April 27, 2012

International Shopping

Our friendly east London neighbours bring us things when they travel abroad to visit family. I have always been an international shopper, and keep shopping lists for all the countries I visit (having lived in many, I have learned to appreciate certain things).

These are the kinds of things our family stocks up on from back west:

Cowgirl food:
corn tortillas
New Mexican chili powder
salsa verde
Tapatio
El Pato
Dona Maria mole (glass jar)
pecans

Cowgirl treats:
cactus candy
Big League Chew
Reece's Pieces
Girl Scout cookies
tequila añejo

Cowgirl clothes:
Levis
cowboy hats
cowboy boots
cowboy shirts
Gap tall shirts
Victoria's Secret

Other Cowgirl necessities:
books not published in the UK

Monday, April 23, 2012

Tequila!

In light of the new east London courses by Don't Shoot Tequila, I would like to state that although I don't shoot tequila (any longer) everyone deserves a good tequila story.  I first heard of tequila from Pee Wee Herman, "America's Mr. Bean".


As a child I was terrified by the trucker ghost scene in Pee Wee's Big Adventure, but this one was always uplifting:



Remember the basement of the Alamo?

Anyway, tequila remained a bit of a mystery until my grandmother taught me how to do tequila shots.  Grandma had a fairly elegant method, which she engaged me in following a nice chile relleno in a border town in Mexico.  Tequila shooting was further elaborated at Party School University, where every well-rounded student must do a body shot. And in Mexico, where some big city clubs pour the tequila directly into you through a spout.

My best story is from when I visited my boyfriend in central Mexico when I was 19. I stayed with some nice study abroad students, stopped counting at 13 shots, and remember being washed in a giant bathtub with gorgeous ceramic tiles.  Several witnesses attest that, that night, I spoke at least 6 different languages fluently, including some I didn't know I knew.  When I woke up, the shirt I had borrowed from my boyfriend was destroyed and I was not looking forward to our long bus ride to Acapulco.

Those days are behind me, but thanks to my introduction to añejo tequilas at places like Wahaca and Taqueria I have started drinking tequila again, this time much more slowly!  Some of my favorite añejo tequilas right now: Tapatio (full flavor), Patron (the Starbucks of tequila), Cazadores (light, green and agave), Corralejo (like vanilla whisky).  I recommend sipping tequila with a bite of chili chocolate, such as NewTree Piment (order online or stock up in Belgium).  With all the agave and flax seeds, it sounds healthy.  Your dentist may protest, though.

Sunday, April 22, 2012

In Stratford

InShops is a hidden permanent market within Stratford Shopping Centre, the old mall. It is worth seeing, because it is so surprising. I know of nothing in this country like the InShops. It is so insulating that I sense it will be the last place standing in post-apocalyptic Stratford. I was surprised to discover in this hidden passageway not just synthetic clothing stalls, but also foreign food and beauty stores. The other highlight of Stratford Shopping Centre are the markets inside and out. Long before Westfield Stratford City showed up, I did pick up some much complemented items of synthetic clothing at some bargain stores, but with the high turnover, many of the old stores are gone by now. In my opinion they should lose the stores and banks replicated across the tracks, bring in some tables in to eat on, and go full-on market.  It would be helpful to keep things like Tiger and Wilkinsons, which are now the closest things to Woolworths.  Incidentally, every time I go looking for something at Westfield Stratford City and the store does not stock it, I am sent to Argos.

I actually like the old mall structure itself, which has been recently concealed by a bunch of giant shiny trees called The Shoal.



Here is a comparison between the two malls. My favorites are in bold. Westfield Stratford City has much more on offer, of course, but sometimes you can save time and money at Stratford Shopping Centre, and there are more things on that side of the tracks past the mall.



Westfield Stratford City Stratford Shopping Centre (& nearby)
no comparison: NONE outdoor market
food courts NONE
ice cream shops NONE
books: Foyles Stratford Library (in renovation)
cinema: Vue Picture House
digital electronics: Apple Store,
Samsung Store
electronics pawn shops
entertainment: All Star Lanes Stratford Circus
Theatre Royal Stratford East
exhibits: Getty Images Gallery Discover Children's Story Center
gambling: Aspers Casino betting shop
groceries: Waitrose Sainsbury's
handout: Evening Standard religious information pamphlets
household: Lakeland Wilkinson
junk food: McDonald's Burger King
market: Great Eastern Market indoor food market and butchers
party supply: Party Fiesta pound shops
public restroom: free in mall pay in mall
seating: foodcourt and also around mall (though usually taken) none in mall
shoes: leather synthetic
sights: John Lewis viewing room InShops
stationary: Ryman Tiger



standard British: banksbanks
mobile shops mobile shops
drug stores drug stores
sports shops sports shops
WH Smith WH Smith
Mothercare Mothercare
Body Shop Body Shop
Claire's Accessories Claire's Accessories
Clarks Shoes Clarks Shoes (good service)
New Look New Look
Pizza Express Pizza Express (good service)
Nandos Nandos (halal)
Subway Subway (halal)
Greggs Greggs
pretzel stand pretzel stand
Starbucks Starbucks

Sunday, April 15, 2012

Pop culture of east London #3: the Olly Murs tour

Essex boy Olly Murs is a hit with the British school kids, I know, and am told I pronounce his name incorrectly. He is sort of a one-person boy band, silly and totally inoffensive. Here's a tour of east London in his videos:

Mile End Skate Park:

Westfield Stratford City:

Lewisham and Greenwich Market:

Tuesday, April 10, 2012

Lituanica Beckton

I totally don't get Beckton, much in the same way that I don't get London. It is accessible by multiple stops on DLR (the last few) and has walkways which keep pedestrians much safer from traffic than they are in most other places in London.  Yet it is obviously intended for road traffic.

During my first visit to Beckton, I was excited to see what looked like a Target-sized Woolworth's in what looked like a proper city-outskirts strip mall (but it is only Zone 3). The sign looked new and I took joy in having discovered the last surviving store, probably now functioning as outlet for the website.


Even outside the UK, Woolworth's evokes nostalgia.  On the long road trips of my childhood, we always passed through Santa Fe, New Mexico, between the furnace-like Arizona desert and the snowy Colorado Rockies, and at the center of Santa Fe there was a Woolworth's.  Sadly, the Woolworth's in Santa Fe is now a dusty five-and-dime store.  Similarly, the Beckton Woolworth's does not seem to be in operation (Beckton is so mysterious I might be wrong).



My disappointment was soon eclipsed by an amazing discovery, just next door.  While not particular inspiring from it's strip mall facade, Lituanica's flagship store needs to be entered to be appreciated,  and includes not only a northeastern European grocery store, but also a jewellery shop, an attractive self-service restaurant, and a foreign bookstore.


The Lithuanian store/mini mall is a real cultural experience.  The store baked breads are similar to the ones at Westfield Stratford City (I am not sure if they are from the same bakery group -- Amber Bakery) --  cheaper and not quite as good 'grocery store' versions of the breads at Lituanian Karaway, but a huge step up from Greggs or the grocery store, and perfect to have around for grilled cheese (these breads last several days).  The store also has buckets of sauerkraut for sale for 19p and every thing else you could possibly want for Reuben sandwich at the Lithuanian deli, plus other rare delights like Latvian chocolates and attractively packaged tea.  The best thing about the store is that (nearly) everyone in there was Lithuanian, so I really felt as if I had been teleported from northeastern London to northeastern Europe.  When I checked out, the cashier spoke to me in Lithuanian, and persisted to even after I started speaking English.  I walked out beaming.

Monday, April 2, 2012

Pop culture of east London #2: Spinnin' for 2012

London's saddest loss in recently memory has been Amy Winehouse.  Fortunately we were left with her goddaughter Dionne Bromfield. She is still extremely young and obviously her career is ahead of her but my favorite thing about this video for the official London 2012 torch song "Spinnin' for 2012" is that it is actually east London.  Dionne Bromfield is from Tower Hamlets, Tinchy Stryder is from Bow, and the setting is Tower Bridge and the City of London with shots of Canary Wharf and the O2.



The iconic Tower Bridge is the gateway to east London, linking the north and south of the Thames.  If you are a fan you can get a smaller version from the Lego Store in Westfield Stratford City.